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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

hanari-502:

jaclcfrost:

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

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PRESENTATION

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

1 day ago383,181 plays

vinegod:

🏆ALS CHALLENGE WINNER 🏆 by Piques

1 day ago10,621 plays
trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

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trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

hanari-502:

jaclcfrost:

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

image

PRESENTATION

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

1 day ago383,181 plays

vinegod:

🏆ALS CHALLENGE WINNER 🏆 by Piques

1 day ago10,621 plays
trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

cumfort:

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.